An [?] man turned ninety-eight
He [?] the lottery and [?] the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row [?] two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your [?] day
It's a free [?] when you've already paid
It's the good [?] that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was [?] to fly
He [?] his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his [?] damn life to take that flight
And as the plane [?] down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think


Well life has a funny way of [?] up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of [?] you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything [?]
In your face

A traffic [?] when you're already late
A no-smoking [?] on your cigarette [?]
It's like ten thousand [?] when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful [?]
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...