Narrator: .

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.

Narrator: Hogwarts . And so, .

Ron: Bloody bird's a menace.

Narrator: .

Seamus: Pixies.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Laugh if you will Mr Finnigan. See what you make of them.

Narrator: .

Oliver Wood: Slytherin's got a new secret.

Harry: Malfoy?

Draco Malfoy: You'll never catch me, Potter.

Narrator: And something .

Albus Dumbledore: The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened.

Minerva McGonagall: Unless the culprit is caught it is likely that the school will be closed.

Dobby: .

Filch: Oh dear, we are in trouble.

Hermione: . You disguise yourself as Crabbe and Goyle.

Harry: ?

Hermione: Yes.

Crabbe: Harry!

Goyle: Ron! Excellent.

Narrator: On November 15th ...

Ron: Harry.

Narrator: ... Warner Brothers Pictures present ...

Howler (Mrs. Weasley): How dare you steal that car?

Narrator: ... of Harry Potter and the struggle for the future of Hogwarts will begin.

Narrator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope Mr. Potter .

Harry: Don't worry. .




(A.S.A/2009)